Welcome to The End Of The World...

Here you will learn all about it.
When, what time,what day,what hour.
Yes, the precice details of the end of the world.
What you should do and how to prepare.
After all, its not something that happens every day.

But here at the ancient church of the Followers of Del Kappa.
we are here to help.
We have followers all over the world including Barnsley, and whoever you are and
wherever your from, we welcome you into our flock and caravan park.

We understand that you may be new to our fold so we have put together
some q and a's.

Q..Where is the church of the Followers of Del Kappa..?

A...There are many churches all over the world but our first church which
dates from anglo saxon times is in a caravan in barnsley.

Q. What are the writings of Del Kappa and who was he.?

A.. Del Kappa was a holy man with a stick who roamed the lands above saddleworth
near oldham. together with his deciples, he spread the word of his gospels far and wide
near Rochdale and Ashton under Lime.

Q..Did Del Kappa predict the end of the world..?

A..No.

Q...Was Del Kappa like a sort of Jesus tribute act.

A.. At the time Del Kappa spread his words and gospels he knew nothing of Jesus.
Christianity was still new and it took a while to gain a foothold in working class
communities..Like Rossendale and Bacup.
Even today most of these places are still worshipping false Monkey gods.

Q...Was Del Kappa the son of a carpenter.?

A...No. He was the son of tripe salesman from wigan. His mother, Candy,
sold sea shells on the sea shore but she wasn't very successful and sold the business
to Mrs lilly troutman for three chickens and a goat. In todays money thats about £36.00.

Q...How many gospels did Del do.., i mean write.?

A...Schollars from far and wide have tried to work this one out.
We do have copies of 15 gospels. The originals are kept at the Smithsonian library.
But other manuscripts suggest there are at least another 5 or seven that have 
yet to be discovered. These missing Gospels are mentioned  in Gospel 5 . The parrable of the six dead fish.

Q..Was Del Kappa a vegetarian..?

A..Certainly not. In his day there wasn't such a thing. And meat of all kinds was 
top on the menu. Along with Fish. Don't forget... vegetanarianism wasn't invented till
the 1960s by frustrated lesbians from the environs of Sheffield.

Q...Where can we read Del Kappa's gospels..?

A..Just follow the link at the bottom of this page.

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If you or any of your family and friends have any more questions 
please send them to this email and we will try to give you answers.