MY DREAM IS TO DATE A MAN AT FIRST WHO HAS FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT AND STEADY CASH FLOW .
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN RUBBER FETISH THINGS OR KOI-CARP.  

                     SEND ME SOME FLOWER SEEDS  SEND ME A LOVE LETTER   SEND ME A CHEQUE...

                       TO CALL MARIANA PERSONALLY, ENROL TO OUR 'LOVE LADY' WEBSITE BY PAYING A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
SIMPLY FILL IN THE FORM AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE.

 

THIS IS SANDRA, A RUSSIAN GIRL WHO LIVES IN DOSET. NOT FAR FROM WALES WITH A FAIR WIND.

                   HER MEASURMENTS ARE STUNNING.  SHE WANTS THE STATIC CARAVAN TO  BE AT LEAST EIGHT BY FOUR.
WITH LPG AND SOLAR PANELS AND FULL FLUSHABLE TOILET.

FAMILY IS VERY IMPOTRANT TO SANDRA. SHE LOVES TO SEND MONEY TO THEM IN RUSSIA WHERE THEY ARE 
PROUD TO BREED PIGS IN A RURAL LIFESTYLE WITH THIER OWN HOME-GROWN VEG AND CHICKENS.

SANDRA HAS MANY SKILLS INCLUDING NEEDLE-CRAFT, KNITTING, REIKI, MASSAGE, AND INDUSTRIAL SEWER  
PIPE MANUFACTURE. SHE IS ALSO HAVING DESIRES TO SPEAK MORE ENGLISH AND FRENCH BUT NOT GERMAN.

SANDRA DOESN'T LIKE MEN WITH TATTOOS. SHE FINDS IT CHILDISH BEHAVIOUR. 
SHE SAYS IN HER COUNTRY, ONLY CRIMINALS AND PRISONERS HAVE TATTOOS.

SHE ALSO HAS NO INTENTION OF HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN WHO HAS A BEARD, OR MUSTACHE.
SHE THINKS ITS DISGUSTING . SHE SAYS MEN WITH FACE HAIR LOOK LIKE GOATS..
AND SHE HAS NO INTENENTION OF MARRYING A GOAT..

SANDRA HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT CHILD REARING. 
SHE HOPES TO GET SPERM FROM A NON GERMAN SPEAKING GENTLEMAN WITH A SUITABLE PENSION PLAN.
SHE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BOY AND A GIRL AND WOULD DO HER BEST TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE WELL
DICIPLINED AND WOULD NOT HESITATE TO CHASTISE THEM SEVERELY IF THEY MISBEHAVE. WITH A STICK.

SANDRA LOVES THE OUTDOORS AND ENJOYS PHOTORAPHY IN NATURE AND COUNRTY PARKS
WHERE NO ONE IS WATCHING. SHE LOVES THE FEELING OF FREASH AIR ON HER BODY AND WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE A PIC-NIC WITH A STRONG HEALTHY MAN ON A BLANKET WITH A LIGHT MEATLOAF SALAD
AND FRUITS INCLUDING BANANAS.

SANDRA IS A LOVER OF ALL ANIMALS EXCEPT SNAKES AND RATS. SHE THINKS PEOPLE WHO LIKE SNAKES AND RATS
SHOULD GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO BECOME MASS MURDERERS AND RAPISTS.
SHE'S NOT ALONE WITH IS THEORY.  A PROMINENT SWEEDISH CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGIST, PROFFESOR FRANZ ZELDERMAN
 WROTE A BOOK CALLEED  'RATS AND SNAKES'. 
 HIS BOOK POINTS OUT THAT MANY MURDERERS AND RAPISTS KEPT THESE CREATURES AS PETS.
IN HIS BOOK HE STATES THAT..' MURDERERS AND RAPISTS USUALLY KEEP SNAKES AND RATS. WHEREAS NORMAL PEOPLE
HAVE CATS OR DOGS OR SOMETIMES RABITS.'  HE ALSO POINTS OUT THAT SNAKES AND RATS ARE OFTEN USED IN FOLKLORE
TO DEPICT AN AFFINITY WITH DEVIL WORSHIP AND NECROMANCY. 

SANDRA ENJOYS ANTIQUES AND VINTAGE OBECTS OF ART. SHE LOVES PAINTING AND HAS A DREAM OF MEETING A TALL
MAN WHO OWNS HIS OWN ART STUDIO WHERE SHE CAN EXHIBIT HERSELF PRIVATLY. SHE WOULD LOVE TO POSE IN CERTAIN
POSSITIONS ON A PERSIAN CARPET FOR AN ARTIST AT THE RIGHT PRICE. 
BUT SHE SAYS, 'I'M NOT MATERIALISTIC IN ANY WAY AND TRY TO HELP POOR PEOPLE IN CITY CENTER SHOPPING AREAS.

THIS IS TATYANIKA VULNAVIA YANKITOFFSKI. 
SHE'S ORIGINALY FROM A DIRTY INDUSTRIAL TOWN NEAR MOSCOW WHERE HER FATHER WAS A 
BAD TEMPERED ALCOHOLIC FURNACE STOKER. HE WAS ALWAYS COVERED IN SHIT AND DRUNK.
HE WOULD BEAT TATYANIKA OFTEN. BUT SHE IS A STRONG WOMAN AND NEVER GAVE UP ON HER DREAM 
TO ONE DAY OWN HER OWN NAIL-BAR/ICE-CREAM AND MASSAGE PARLOUR IN DORSET.

HER POOR MOTHER WHO WAS ALSO BEATEN BY HER FATHER DECIDED ONE DAY THAT ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.
SO SHE PAID A LOCAL GANGSTER TO HAVE HIM KILLED AND HIS BODY DUMPTED IN THE FURNACE.
ONCE SHE HAD COLLECTED THE INSURANCE MONEY, A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT FOR RUSSIAN STANDARDS
AMOUNTING TO JUST OVER FORTY POUNDS, SHE GAVE THE MONEY TO TATYANIKA TOWARDS A TICKET TO THE UK.

TATYANIKA WAS SO EXCITED. FOR SO LONG SHE HAD DREAMED OF GOING TO UK. AND ESPECIALLY DORSET.
SHE HAD READ SO MUCH ABOUT THE PLACE. SHE HAD BOOKS ON DORSET, CUTTINGS FROM MAGAZINES
ON DORSET, AND HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS OF DORSET. SHE ALSO HAD SOME TRAVEL BROCHURS OF DORSET.
SHE HAD FRIDGE MAGNETS, A TEA TOWEL WITH A MAP OF DORSET ON AND CUP COASTERS.
SHE ALSO HAD A PEN-PAL THERE CALLED SIDNEY. 
HE WAS A SIMPLE UNIVERSITY LECTURER AND EXPERT
IN BIO-MEDICAL ELECTRONICS AND WE CAN TELL FROM THIER CORRESPONDANCE THAT SIDNEY WAS 
DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH TATYANIKA. IN FACT IN ONE LETTER HE SAYS, AND I QUOTE,
'' MY BEAUTUFUL RUSSIAN PRINCESS. HOW MY HEART YEARNS FOR THE DAY YOU CAN VISIT ME HERE
SO WE CAN TRY TO MAKE CHILDREN IN A BUS STOP.''
BUT SHE WASN'T IMPRESSED WITH HIS ADVANCES AND IN REPLY SHE WROTE,
AND I QUOTE...'' YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR 'MAKING CHILDREN' UP YOUR ARSE AT THE BUS-STOP AND DON'T WRITE 
TO ME AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING MIDDLE-AGED PERVERT''