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The owner of this website is the one who owns it and accepts no responsibility
    whatsoever of any kind or at any time of day or night or on bank holidays.
if you you or a member of your family have had an accident in the last 
three years well its got nothing to do with us.
What's more we will defend to the ends of the world our rights to
freedom of speech or the writen word even if it upsets you or your wife
or siblings or neighbours.

 If you have gripes of any kind or grapes that have gone
off and you wish to complain about them,
..why not telephone the electricity board or the post office
or a water company..

Also, we would like to make it quite clear that we have no 
connection or affiliation with any website of a similar name or any website
which promotes slimming products. 
And, we would like to remind you that the french word for crab
is 'Morpion'. So, if you get crabs while on a french weekend
break, go to the pharmacy and tell them you have 'Morpions' .
J'ai les Morpions.. in French.