2.   IS TRUMP SUFFERING SOME FORM OF MENTAL ILLNESS IN HIS HEAD..?

    3.   ARE RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING..?

    4.   HAS CUT-BACKS IN THE N.H.S. CAUSED NURSES TO STOP WEARING STOCKINGS..?

    4a.  SHOULD OUR KIDS EAT MORE DIRT...? AND SHOULD WE MAKE THEM EAT IT MORE..?

    5.   GIVEN THE WORLDS FOOD CRISIS, IS IT TIME TO BRING BACK CANNIBALISM..?

    6.   WHO IS DORIS HARGREAVES ?

    7. SHOULD THE HIGHT OF WHEELIE BINS BE ALTERED ?

    8.   WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK OF IMMIGRANTS COMPLAINING ABOUT IMMIGRANTS..?

    9.   WHO IS NORMAN HARGREAVES..?

    10.  SHOULD DOCTORS WORK LONGER DESPITE THE POSSIBLE HEALTH IMPLICATIONS..?

    11.  WHY IS CRAMP ON THE RISE..?

    12.  IS BRITAIN FINISHED WITH NEWSPAPERS..AND HOW WILL CHIP SHOPS BE AFFECTED.?

    13.  WHY NOT FORGET ALL THIS SHIT AND PLAY OUR BINGO GAME..?