WELCOME TO PLANET VACANT

                                One again we ask the questions.....!!!

 Is 'Monkey Gland' legal..?           

 Are your intestines the correct length..?               

 Does the idea of testing frogs turn your tummy..?

 Is it time to ban cats..? Should the strays and feral cats be put to death..?

 Is your husband having an affair with a girl from Barnsley..?

 Are you considering having an affair with a man from Germany.?

 Do you get stressed out with your children's childish behaviour..?

 Still overweight and looking old..?

 Are people doing dirt on your lawn..?   

 Are your relatives behaving in a strange way..?

 Can you go to the toilet happily ..?

 Are you still being visited by Aliens, of an evening.?