WELCOME TO PLANET VACANT

 

                                One again we ask the questions.....!!!

 

 Have you been infected..?           

 What does your mother think..?               

 Why not treat yourself to a large glass of Mulligans Fish Wine..?

 Is it time to ban cats..?

 Is your husband having an affair with a girl from Barnsley..?

 Are you considering having an affair with a man from Germany.?

 Do you get stressed out with your children's childish behaviour..?

 Still overweight and looking old..?

 Are people doing dirt on your lawn..?   

 Are your relatives behaving in a strange way..?

 Can you go to the toilet happily ..?

 Are you still being visited by Aliens, of an evening.?