WELCOME TO PLANET VACANT
One again we ask the questions.....!!!
Have you been infected..?
What does your mother think..?
Why not treat yourself to a large glass of Mulligans Fish Wine..?
Is it time to ban cats..?
Is your husband having an affair with a girl from Barnsley..?
Are you considering having an affair with a man from Germany.?
Do you get stressed out with your children's childish behaviour..?
Still overweight and looking old..?
Are people doing dirt on your lawn..?
Are your relatives behaving in a strange way..?
Can you go to the toilet happily ..?
Are you still being visited by Aliens, of an evening.?